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  • user warning: UPDATE command denied to user 'teletour'@'10.0.75.147' for table 'cache_filter' query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>\nSalut les Zaminches,\n</p>\n<p>\n&#160;\n</p>\n<p>\nCertaines choses ne changent pas, et même si j\'ai retiré le masque, et que je ne suis plus un super vilain de sérial (mais rien n\'est moins sûr) je continuerai à vous appeler mes Aminches, mes soeurs et mes frères, mes Glabounis, mes Kolloks...\n</p>\n<p>\n&#160;\n</p>\n<p>\nOui mes Aminches ! Une nouvelle vie commence pour moi !\n</p>\n<p>\nMais cela vous le savez déjà : je suis redevenu Avignonnais et je coule des jours heureux dans le Comtat Venaissin avec ma partenaire, elle aussi ex super-vilaine, Absinthe !\n</p>\n<p>\n&#160;\n</p>\n<p>\nMais il y a plus encore. Une nouvelle carrière commence pour moi.\n</p>\n<p>\nMa brillante carrière dans le doublage (Nanarlan in /homez.13/teletour/www/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
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  • user warning: UPDATE command denied to user 'teletour'@'10.0.75.147' for table 'cache_filter' query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Annonce officielle: &quot;Elysée Noire 666&quot;, le Mona Cabriole, vient de sortir de l\'imprimerie. J\'en touche en ce moment même un exemplaire avec mes doigts moites. Il faut bien le dire: je suis ému. </p>\n<p>&nbsp;</p>\n<p>Je vous tiens au courant pour la suite.</p>\n<p>Parution: le 27 octobre 2010. </p>\n<p>Bizatous.</p>\n<p>&nbsp;</p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"><img src=\"http://www.engelen.demon.nl/covers/h666sl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"338\" align=\"baseline\" /></span> </p>\n<p>&nbsp;</p>', created = 1338628575, expire = 1338714975, headers = '' WHERE cid = '3:3a457f3f1603ebf9489d892157092e81 in /homez.13/teletour/www/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
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  • user warning: UPDATE command denied to user 'teletour'@'10.0.75.147' for table 'cache_filter' query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Vous l\'avez pour certains déjà lu, amis et Glabounis - je m\'excuse auprès de ceux à qui je ne l\'ai pas envoyé - j\'avais un nombre limité d\'exemplaires. N\'hésitez pas à vous le faire passer, ou à l\'acheter si ça vous tente - allez tiens, on va faire la minute promo. </p>\n<p>&nbsp;</p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"><img src=\"http://multimedia.fnac.com/multimedia/FR/images_produits/FR/Fnac.com/ZoomPE/1/8/0/9782354610081.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"361\" height=\"500\" align=\"baseline\" /></span> </p>\n<p>&nbsp;</p>\n<p>Alors bon, haem, mesdames et messieurs, nous avons l\'immense plaisir de vous annoncer la sortie le 27 OCTOBRE de &quot;Elysée Noire 66 in /homez.13/teletour/www/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 172.
Portrait de Jestaire 2.0

Salut les Zaminches,

 

Certaines choses ne changent pas, et même si j'ai retiré le masque, et que je ne suis plus un super vilain de sérial (mais rien n'est moins sûr) je continuerai à vous appeler mes Aminches, mes soeurs et mes frères, mes Glabounis, mes Kolloks...

 

Oui mes Aminches ! Une nouvelle vie commence pour moi !

Mais cela vous le savez déjà : je suis redevenu Avignonnais et je coule des jours heureux dans le Comtat Venaissin avec ma partenaire, elle aussi ex super-vilaine, Absinthe !

 

Mais il y a plus encore. Une nouvelle carrière commence pour moi.

Ma brillante carrière dans le doublage (Nanarland en a attesté) va se poursuivre, puisque je suis équipé du matériel nécessaire pour doubler à domicile. Mais à cela il va falloir ajouter quelque chose qui avait été négligé ces dernières années: l'écriture de romans ! 

 

Oui mes Aminches ! Un nouveau roman de Jestaire est à paraître aux éditions La Tengo, dans la collection "Mona Cabriole", en octobre 2010 (un mois après le fatras de la rentrée littéraire, ce sera plus cool) mais je ne vous en dirai pas davantage aujourd'hui - j'y reviendrai en temps voulu, et bien sûr je vous conseille à tous d'anticiper une teuf mémorable pour cet heureux évènement. 

 

Toutes les infos sur la collection "Mona Cabriole" sont sur le site de La Tengo, là : 

 

http://www.la-tengo.com/

 

Quant à l'actualité du moment, et bien la voici : Jestaire 2.0 vous propose une nouvelle virtualisée (en PDF) dans le magazine dématérialisé "LUXE INTERIEUR", co-édité par le webzine GONZAI et le DIABLE VAUVERT

 

Vous pourrez trouver le magazine en allant à cette adresse : http://www.luxe-interieur.com/ 

Ou accéder directement à la nouvelle en cliquant là: http://www.luxe-interieur.com/numero-1/22.php

 

Cette nouvelle est en fait le skit, l'intro du nouveau roman dont je vais attaquer la rédaction incessamment, pour le Diable Vauvert. Si vous connaissez "Blade Runner" et "Star Wars", considérez que ce texte, "IRL" est le déroulant qu'on voit au début du film, type "voilà comment on en est arrivés là." Et après l'histoire commence... Je peux aussi vous dire que je songe à une trilogie, dans le format de celles de William Gibson, pas plus long, pas plus dense - accessible quoi. Une trilogie cyberpunk. En France !

J'attaque le travail ce printemps. 

 

Et donc voilà, vous savez tout. Et maintenant je vous tire ma révérence, et j'espère que vous passerez me faire un coucou ici, dans l'appart, même si c'est toujours autant la zone et le foutoir, avec la fin du monde qui n'en finit pas...

 

Je vous embrasse. 

 

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Clap clap clap

Soumis par biniouze le lun, 04/05/2010 - 18:49.

"IRL" c'est du tout bon.

 

Ça fait plaisir de voir que tu n'as du tout perdu ton mojo. 

J'ai hâte de lire ton "Mona Cabriole".

 

Au passage, le cyberespace décadent Français me fait penser au "Dixième Cercle" de Guy Thuillier.

http://www.noosfere.net/icarus/livres/niourf.asp?numlivre=-327640

 

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Cyberpornpunk with a twist...

Soumis par tlatloc le mer, 04/07/2010 - 18:07.

Ok ok cette crise de vérité pré-launch du prochain roman sent la moeuvre marketing, mais en même temps lancer un livre sans être à visage découvert n'a que peu de sens dans un monde commercial. Alors yes, be yourself Dok. Enfin Jestaire jveuxdire. Va falloir que je m'y face. Fasse.

 

Dorénavant je tombe aussi le masque, en fait je suis un Dieu précolombien sanglant et je veux vos coeurs... Vous faites moins les malins là hein?

 

Mona j'en croque. Octobre 2010 c'est jouable, je le grave sur mon kalendrier divin de la fin du monde. Et une trompette, une!

 

I R Fucking L. Va falloir écrire vite, petit mortel facétieux, car j'ai envie d'en voir plus...

 

Alors raccroche et au boulot, wanna be Gibson!

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Nous-Sommes-Au-Delà-Du-Calendrier. Ziva ?

Soumis par Smoke le mer, 04/07/2010 - 19:22.

 

 

 

Jestaire + Absinthe en super vilains, mais ouais c'est ça.

Genre Caliméro et La Belle des Champs s'amusent avec des missiles pendant l'apéro, et paf puzzle de viande sur l'écran du 20 heures.

 

Moi je dis que c'est l'heure du Grand Orchestre Philarmonique des Pet Shop Boys, de la bouche en coeur, des dégradés pastel, du cortège de nymphes aux pas enchantés. Moi je dis réjouissons-nous, c'est über-liesse.

Touffu en excellentes choses. De quoi piloter une invasion massive de Smileys of Love pour célébrer ces changements qui allègent tant l'âme.

 

Octobre pour Mona? Bin on sera tous là. Pour Ton 2è Bouquin© pareil.

On sera là tout court.

 

 

 

 

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ben tiens,

Soumis par Lathan le jeu, 04/15/2010 - 14:16.

On a pas fini de rigoler, je crois.

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Idem

Soumis par remibug le lun, 05/24/2010 - 12:10.

& tout pareil !

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Et bien merci...

Soumis par Jestaire 2.0 le mer, 07/21/2010 - 15:32.

Annonce officielle: "Elysée Noire 666", le Mona Cabriole, vient de sortir de l'imprimerie. J'en touche en ce moment même un exemplaire avec mes doigts moites. Il faut bien le dire: je suis ému.

 

Je vous tiens au courant pour la suite.

Parution: le 27 octobre 2010.

Bizatous.

 

 

 

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Tlatloc en mode Lecture

Soumis par tlatloc le dim, 08/01/2010 - 10:34.

C'est parti je le lis. Pour l'instant je kiffe...

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Tout pareil

Soumis par biniouze le jeu, 08/05/2010 - 22:57.

Je l'ai commencé ce matin.

Il ne va pas faire long feu.

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Il va sortir...

Soumis par Jestaire 2.0 le ven, 10/08/2010 - 09:13.

Vous l'avez pour certains déjà lu, amis et Glabounis - je m'excuse auprès de ceux à qui je ne l'ai pas envoyé - j'avais un nombre limité d'exemplaires. N'hésitez pas à vous le faire passer, ou à l'acheter si ça vous tente - allez tiens, on va faire la minute promo. 

 

 

 

Alors bon, haem, mesdames et messieurs, nous avons l'immense plaisir de vous annoncer la sortie le 27 OCTOBRE de "Elysée Noire 666", un roman déjà encensé sur Europe 1 cet été (Jestaire a des alliés partout - même au Figaro et à Matignon...) 

 

En plus, Jestaire a vécu deux ans sous les Champs Elysées, à deux pas du palais Présidentiel - dans les sombres années 2007 et 2008 ! Alors quand il appelle son nouveau bouquin  "Elysée Noire 666", c'est qu'il SAIT DE QUOI IL PARLE !

 

Et vous savez quoi ? Si vous voulez l'acheter, là tout de suite, et le recevoir par la poste, et ben c'est possible en cliquant là:  

 

http://www.la-tengo.com/

 

Haem. Maintenant j'annonce les dates des rencontres-signature avec les lecteurs potentiellement interréssés - il est pas cher, il se lit vite - tu peux te le faire en 1 allez TGV Paris-Marseille !

 

Alex D. Jestaire sera au Festival du polar de Saillans (thème: "Elles broient du noir" - les filles dans le polar) le weekend du 9 et 10 octobre (oui, ce weekend) - à SAILLANS donc, dans la Drôme.

 

Maintenant les dates sont à confirmer, mais Jestaire sera aussi sur PARIS pour présenter son livre entre les Champs Elysées et le Palais de l'Elysée - au restaurant LE CARRE ELYSEE, le 27, vers à priori 19h. Il y aura des coups à boire, de la zique et une lecture d'un passage du livre par moi (à priori). 

 

Et il devrait y avoir une AUTRE DATE sur Paris, cette fois-ci à la LIBRAIRIE D'ODESSA, à Montparnasse, sans doute vers 19h, mais je sais pas encore si ce sera le 26 ou le 28. 

 

Après il devrait y avoir des rencontres sur AVIGNON, courant novembre, mais j'en reparlerai plus tard...

 

Allez, des bises à tous.

J'espère vous voir.  

 

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