Ca faisait lontemps qu'on avait pas mis de blague pourrie dans la rubrique "les blagues de la tablette du salon".
Alors voilà, pour rattraper un peu, j'ai trouvé ça :
Si vous avez d'autre blagues pourries, c'est l'occase.
Celle la elle est bonne
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